An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
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18 Funny Mitch Hedberg Quotes
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“There has been an outbreak of chlamydia in in the world’s population of koala bears. That’s true. Expets say it’s the cutest outbreak of chlamydia ever.”
( via Conan O’Brien Monologue from June 15th, 2011 )
Mitch Hedberg desgin by Reckon
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