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A fly was very close to being called a ‘land,’ because that’s what they do half the time.
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A fly was very close to being called a ‘land,’ because that’s what they do half the time.

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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day.
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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day.

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They say that the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that. ‘Hey, you want some more homemade Sprite?’ … ‘Not until you figure out what the fuck else is in it!’
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They say that the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that. ‘Hey, you want some more homemade Sprite?’ … ‘Not until you figure out what the fuck else is in it!’

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Lynn Shawcroft talks about the unreleased Mitch Hedberg film “Los Enchiladas” with SiriusXM Raw Dog Comedy host Mark Says Hi. This was filmed during a tribute to Mitch Hedberg, the other comedians on the panel include Mike Birbiglia, Rob Cantrell and Doug Stanhope, who discusses being cut from the film, and also making out with Mitch…

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