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What Santa’s bringing California inmates for Christmas

An excerpt from sdcitybeat.com:

Walkenhorst’s, a Mormon-run business in Napa, Calif., is among the most popular vendors and offers CDCR inmates a 198-page catalog (27mb PDF). The selection includes more than 50 watches, 74 shampoos and eight different LCD televisions, most featuring clear-plastic bodies manufactured by Walkenhorst’s sister company, Hiteker. Walkenhorst’s even offers a custom CD service, where the company will burn up to 80 minutes of songs to a single disc (charged at a persong rate; 12 tracks would cost $26). The music catalog— another 196-page book (15mb pdf)—spans the gamut; an inmate could theoretically order a CD mix of 2Pac, Britain’s Got Talent’s Susan Boyle and stand-up comic Mitch Hedberg. Walkenhorst’s also offers 12 different “Hip Hop Bundles” of five albums each for $50.


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I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill…

 - Mitch Hedberg ( via missmandyw )

There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, ‘man, just be yourself
Mitch Hedberg