There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, ‘man, just be yourself Mitch Hedberg
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You know when they show someone on TV, washing their hair under a waterfall? That’s fucking bullshit man… cause that thing would knock you on your ass!
- Mitch Hedberg
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