Quadruple Tree approves big time!

Well, if you’re a Bears fan… you’re probably SCRAMBLING to find a new team to watch… after this week’s performance!

Well, hopefully your job search isn’t as much of a FUMBLE! But just by clicking on this ad and sending your resume, you’ll have SCORED!

We will provide you job SAFETY and never do any sort of INTENTIONAL GROUNDING. Oh, and you’ll get an EXTRA POINT if you end up being an ELIGIBLE RECEIVER (not sure what that means)… So, make some FORWARD PROGRESS in your life! And apply with us! Because, we can make an IMPACT

After all, we are IMPACT EXECUTIVES
http://www.impactexecs.com
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send resumes to: hr@impactexecs.com

Our Mission Statement:
“We will become the outside sales team you wish you always had:
Low maintenance. High performance. Outstanding results.”

Due to expansion, we are willing to train highly motivated people for management opportunities but you must be willing to work hard in an entry level management position. All openings are ideal for recent graduates, or professionals with customer service, marketing or sales experience looking for a career with a lot of growth potential.

Requirements:
SENSE OF HUMOR (must like to quote The Hangover, Step Brothers, 40 yr old Virgin, Mitch Hedberg or at least laugh at them)
For example: “Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town.”
“I don’t have a girlfriend. But, I DO know a girl that would be mad at me for saying that.”
(Insert another funny/favorite movie quote here, please).
Sports Minded
Excellent verbal communication skills
Business development skills
An assertive & positive attitude
Ability to learn & execute marketing and sales programs
Bachelor’s degree or equivalent work experience - recent college grads are encouraged to apply

So, get out of your POCKET and TACKLE getting a new job! Hope to see you in the END ZONE!
Send your resumes and your pick for SUPERBOWL to: hr@impactexecs.com