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doodles doodles doodles what the fuck is a sesame? (...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:43:50 -0500

doodles doodles doodles

what the fuck is a sesame?

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“If my kid couldn’t draw very well, I would make...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:42:27 -0500

“If my kid couldn’t draw very well, I would make sure none of my magnets worked.” - Mitch Hedberg

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Sometimes in the middle of the night, I think of something...

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 06:05:37 -0500

Sometimes in the middle of the night, I think of something that’s funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen’s too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain’t funny. - Mitch Hedberg

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“A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer!” - Mitch...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:39:42 -0500

“A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer!” - Mitch Hedberg

cartoon art by Mark Collins

What Santa's bringing California inmates for Christmas

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 09:15:00 -0500

An excerpt from sdcitybeat.com:

Walkenhorst’s, a Mormon-run business in Napa, Calif., is among the most popular vendors and offers CDCR inmates a 198-page catalog (27mb PDF). The selection includes more than 50 watches, 74 shampoos and eight different LCD televisions, most featuring clear-plastic bodies manufactured by Walkenhorst’s sister company, Hiteker. Walkenhorst’s even offers a custom CD service, where the company will burn up to 80 minutes of songs to a single disc (charged at a persong rate; 12 tracks would cost $26). The music catalog— another 196-page book (15mb pdf)—spans the gamut; an inmate could theoretically order a CD mix of 2Pac, Britain’s Got Talent’s Susan Boyle and stand-up comic Mitch Hedberg. Walkenhorst’s also offers 12 different “Hip Hop Bundles” of five albums each for $50.

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Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:10:09 -0500

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"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is..."

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 09:30:58 -0500

“I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill…”

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- Mitch Hedberg ( via missmandyw )

"There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey,..."

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 13:10:00 -0500

“There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, ‘man, just be yourself”

- Mitch Hedberg

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 09:53:14 -0500

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Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:34:10 -0500

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You know when they show someone on TV, washing their hair under a waterfall? That's fucking bullshit man... cause that thing would knock you on your ass!

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 09:45:50 -0500

- Mitch Hedberg

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Cold Air Balloon Just trying to prove Mitch hedgberg wrong with...

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 11:48:08 -0400

Cold Air Balloon

Just trying to prove Mitch hedgberg wrong with this. this was a collaboration between L-M-N-O-P and myself

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mitch hedberg was right about the ducks… ( via helloloveducks )

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:24:33 -0400

mitch hedberg was right about the ducks…

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I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would...

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 17:07:00 -0400

I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Important Home Movies-related development of the day: Mitch...

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 15:08:59 -0400

Important Home Movies-related development of the day:

Mitch Hedberg did VO for a couple characters, including a hippie priest at a pet funeral.

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Mitch Hedberg’s Letter To Uni-Ball Pen Company Late...

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 10:14:35 -0400

Mitch Hedberg’s Letter To Uni-Ball Pen Company

Late comedian Mitch Hedberg loved to hand-write his jokes the old-fashioned way, and after borrowing someone’s Uni-Ball Gel Impact pen to fill out a slip in North Carolina, he was an instant fan. So much so that he decided to reach out to Uni-Ball to thank them for their work.

This letter, which was recently posted to Hedberg’s site, is what he ended up sending — and we’ve gotta say, he’d be a pretty cool fan to have.

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Saw a Mitch Hedberg post on here earlier, reminded me to share...

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 09:31:05 -0400

Saw a Mitch Hedberg post on here earlier, reminded me to share my new business card.

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"I went to the store, bought eight apples. The clerk said, “Do you want me to put them in a bag?” I..."

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 09:30:05 -0400

“I went to the store, bought eight apples. The clerk said, “Do you want me to put them in a bag?” I said, “No, man, I juggle. But I can only juggle eight. If I’m ever here buying nine apples, fuckin’ bag ‘em up!””

- Mitch Hedberg ( via musicjunkie90 )

Crazy accidental #ROC discovery I just made: the cover photo of...

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 09:30:05 -0400

Crazy accidental #ROC discovery I just made: the cover photo of Mitch Hedberg’s “Mitch All Together” cd/dvd was taken in Rochester NY’s very own Manhattan Square Park? Y/Y?

I actually just happened to see the full photo, wondered why Mitch was ever chillin’ in Manhatty Sq, and found out a cropped version was used as the cover photo for the live standup album… Which is completely weird, as it turns out to have been recorded in MN.. Maybe someone got their Rochester files mixed up.

So, that’s a thing.

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"I saw a fish all by it’s self. I told him, “Dude, you need to stay in school."

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 09:31:05 -0400

“I saw a fish all by it’s self. I told him, “Dude, you need to stay in school.””

- Mitch Hedberg ( via like-a-drug-infected-heart )