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Fish are always eating other fish.  If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. ( via zombiegumby )

Fish are always eating other fish.  If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit.

( via zombiegumby )

I saw a fish all by it’s self. I told him, “Dude, you need to stay in school.
Mitch Hedberg ( via like-a-drug-infected-heart )
You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go.  They don’t want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something. ( via specklespack )

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go.  They don’t want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

( via specklespack )

If you’re a fish, and you want to be a fish stick you better have some real good posture.
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