“There has been an outbreak of chlamydia in in the world’s population of koala bears.  That’s true.  Expets say it’s the cutest outbreak of chlamydia ever.”  

( via Conan O’Brien Monologue from June 15th, 2011 )

I made this card for my friend…… bleh, i hate myself for being so cheesy

( via dirtyboots )

(via dirtyboots-deactivated20111201)

Sean Clarity “I Don’t Know Any Kings, But If I Did…”

acrylic on panel

20 x 11 inches

Inspired by Mitch Hedberg for “Is This Thing On?” at Gallery1988: Melrose.

$650 @ ://nineteeneightyeight.com

- Original Context - Bolded is text used in the cartoon -

“My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I’m like, come back! I want to hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.”

“I got a king sized bed. I don’t know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he’d be comfortable. “Oh, you’re a king, you say? Well you won’t believe what I have in store for you! It’s to your exact specifications! I believe I can set up your old lady, too!”

“I like to smoke a pipe because its the punchline indicator”

“I love the FedEx driver because he is a drug dealer and he don’t even know it”

(via erikcox)