Sean Clarity “I Don’t Know Any Kings, But If I Did…”
acrylic on panel
20 x 11 inches
Inspired by Mitch Hedberg for “Is This Thing On?” at Gallery1988: Melrose.
$650 @ ://nineteeneightyeight.com
- Original Context - Bolded is text used in the cartoon -
“My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I’m like, come back! I want to hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.”
“I got a king sized bed. I don’t know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he’d be comfortable. “Oh, you’re a king, you say? Well you won’t believe what I have in store for you! It’s to your exact specifications! I believe I can set up your old lady, too!”
"I like to smoke a pipe because its the punchline indicator"
"I love the FedEx driver because he is a drug dealer and he don’t even know it"