18 Funny Mitch Hedberg Quotes

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“If my kid couldn’t draw very well, I would make sure none of my magnets worked.” - Mitch Hedberg 

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Sometimes in the middle of the night, I think of something that’s funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down.  Or if the pen’s too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain’t funny. - Mitch Hedberg

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