An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
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ESCALATOR TEMPORARILY OUT OF SERVICE STAIRS
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@vanessaragland : The batteries are dead in my electric toothbrush, so now it’s just a toothbrush. I am living the first draft of a Mitch Hedberg joke.
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