I’ve got New Balance shoes on but they’re old so I might start falling. Mitch Hedberg ( via littledidheknow )
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I’ve got New Balance shoes on but they’re old so I might start falling. Mitch Hedberg ( via littledidheknow )
Twitter has turned every comedian into a lesser version Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg. - @GregFitzShow ( Greg Fitzsimmons )
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg
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I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible. Mitch Hedberg ( via zamstrom )