Aired in 1995

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I can’t tell you what hotel I’m staying at…. but there are two trees involved.

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It’s cool to flash the peace sign, but I think it’s even cooler to express peace verbally..

“Hey Brother… Two”

- Mitch Hedberg

Some unlicensed Mitch Hedberg stuff

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ponydigger:

I finally decided to check out Mitch Hedberg’s comedy, and I’m so glad I did.

I wish I could be around to see all the people around you being confused at the new slew of random quotes you will be saying :D