Happy Birthday to Mitch Hedberg, who would’ve been 44 today.

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I got my backstage pass ready to go here, so when I leave the stage they don’t give me any problems.

Go back to your seat.

- Mitch Hedberg

( extremely awesome gif by rnojokes )

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.  - Mitch Hedberg

( via livelifetipsy )