Mitch Hedberg cartoon art by Mark Collins: I was gonna have my teeth whitened, but…”I’ll just get a tan instead”

Mitch Hedberg cartoon art by Mark Collins: Dogs are forever in the push-up position.

I like to take a toothpick and throw it in the forest…”You’re home!”   - Mitch Hedberg cartoon art by Mark Collins

Mitch Hedberg cartoon art by Mark Collins: I’m lactose intolerant.  I have to eat my cereal with a fork.