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I’ve got New Balance shoes on but they’re old so I might start falling.
Mitch Hedberg ( via littledidheknow ) 
Twitter has turned every comedian into a lesser version Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg.  - @GregFitzShow ( Greg Fitzsimmons )

Twitter has turned every comedian into a lesser version Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg.  - @GregFitzShow ( Greg Fitzsimmons )

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.  - Mitch Hedberg
( via livelifetipsy )

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.  - Mitch Hedberg

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I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.
Mitch Hedberg ( via zamstrom )